Srdr: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Frnd: Why?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Why did'nt u exchange?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody to exchange on the lower berths.
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Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?
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Sardar's wish : when i die, i wanna die like my grandpa who died
peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he that he was driving....
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A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C in Jalandhar. After seeing the Account opening Form He started for Delhi for filling up. U know y?
Because the FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
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A sardar invested Rs. 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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19 SARDARS WENT FOR A FILM.ON ASKING THEM AS TO WHY THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19, THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY
FOR ABOVE 18...
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A sardharji photographer was focusing on a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him up, know why?
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He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.................
WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO TO A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
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Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa-------GOOD ONE
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ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID "YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER?"
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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Airtel card but still Hutch network is
following me.(PJ but chalega)
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What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** BECAUSE THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says "Arey see the board, it says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10-"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ? He said-im seeing how i look
while sleeping.
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".(PJ again)
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