Veterinary Specialist

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said:

Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated?

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic

Man: No, I am coming to you.

Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.

Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.

Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is

I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work like a deer

I work all day like a donkey

I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog

I play with my children like a monkey

I am like a rabbit in front of my wife

Doctor asked: Are you Software Engineer ?????

Man: Yes

Doctor yelled: Come dear, no body will treat you better than me.

NaveenKumar